Description of one of the many First Loves

Vladimir Petrovich, a 16 year old boy, who's absolutely captivated by Zinaida Alexandrovna Zasyekina, who is an amazing, stunning, and beautiful 21 year old lady. It is easy to relate to Vladmir as a 18 year old boy who's had many crushes as a young boy. When you first see a beautiful lady who is a little older than you, you know she is out of your league and you fantasize about her a little bit. However, as soon as this lady gives you the slightest bit of attention no matter how she means it, the fantasies run wild. One is given the slightest hope about being a part of this lady's life. I believe this is exactly what Vladmir is experiencing. 

The Nose: The Nose goes to the Zoo

Sir Longfellow was on his day off from work and he decided to go to the zoo. Bill, Sir Longfellow's nose, was really beautiful with his hairy nostrils. When the got to the Zoo, Bill just fell off. Unexplainable and it doesn't make a difference anyways. Bill was dropped off right on the enterance of the Zoo and immediately he was taken on a wild adventure of smells. Bill enjoyed fragrances and that of a lady, but these smells and odors were not a joy. The Gorrilla cages were right in front of the entrance. As Bill sniffed the pungent odor of the fecal ridden gorilla cages and he could detect that they had recently had some garlic enriched food, he couldn't help but to question the placement of the gorilla cages. He thought to himself: "first off, the smell is rancid, just viewing this from a business stand point  you'd think you wouldn't have the worst smelling animal right in behind the main gate. People will getting out of their cars heading towards the zoo and smell the gorillas and probably think twice about coming to this zoo. I understand the desire for having gorillas in the zoo, but can't you shove them in the back? People wouldn't smell them immediately and when they did it wouldn't change their decision to come to the zoo because they have already paid for a ticket. Secondly, what is so attractive about the gorilla anyway to have as your opener. I don't think of a gorilla when I want to come to a zoo, then again I am a nose and I try not to think of animals that are generally stinky. I suppose that's why I like humans. THAT'S IT! Perhaps zoos should have humans in the front, they are clean animals. Besides, I am always smelling the same one."
      Then after that instant, about five seconds later, Sir Longfellow realized that he had lost his nose. He picked him up and placed Bill back on his face. Sir Longfellow then enjoyed the zoo.